|Date of birth
|Place of birth
||The other team in Essex|
|Relatives involved in hockey
||My fantastic husband is a hockey legend|
|When did you start playing?
||Before Paul !!!!|
|Best hockey moment
||Any training session when I don't have the hump|
|Most embarrassing moment
||A journey on the way home from Oxford|
|Your best attributes ?
|Your worst attributes ?
||Any my beeitch plays for (I like comedies)|
|Favourite/most admired player
||My beeitch. He is the best|
||Minnie Moo, Mouchin, Bean Bag, My Girl (all the same cat)|
|Where do you live?
|What job do you do?
||By day I look at little babies through a microscpe and chat with my bitches. By night I roam the streets looking to punish small children for dropping litter.|
|Qualities you admire in others
||None (I am the best)|
||Any, especially Grapefruit|
||Don't know I have never managed to watch one all the way through|
|Favourite TV Programme
||Country and Western, but I wish they would stop changing the words|
||To sleep more, have babies and defend my title as triv champion of the world.|